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Gifts for the Naughty

Give the gifts that'll have 'em laughing out loud. Show your salty-side with flour sack dishtowels from Primitives from Kathy, and throw some serious shade with Blue Q Oven Mitts, or raise the bar with our Cocktail Napkins with Attitude. 

NSFW! While this collection may not be safe for work, we think these gifts will have your naughty friends laughing out loud!

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    Primitives by Kathy Let It Yoga Towel

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    Surely a dish towel that will make you and your friends laugh out loud. The white Primitives by Kathy Let It Yoga Dish Towel features an illustrati...

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    Oops I'm Drunk Mitt

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    It's not your fault. It takes a lot of practice to get a white wine sauce right. The Oops I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is a laugh-inducing design from Blue ...

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    Primitives by Kathy The Tequila Tea Towel

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    The Primitives by Kathy The Tequila Tea Towel states your kitchen's policies so you don't have to. The 28" l x 28" w cut of flour sack cloth is wov...

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    Primitives by Kathy Press Button Tea Towel

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    The Primitives by Kathy Press Button Tea Towel states your kitchen's policies so you don't have to. The 28" l x 28" w cut of flour sack cloth is wo...

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    Primitives by Kathy OMG Tea Towel

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    The OMG Primitives by Kathy Tea Towel reads "OMG, My mother was right about everything!". Machine washable. Measures 28" x 28". Features of the P...

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    Boston International Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins

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    The Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins say it like it is! These Anne Taintor collection napkins feature a happy housewife at her refrigerator. But ...

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    Bottled Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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    You know what they say, it's not good to keep things bottled up. Anne Taintor's Bottled Up Beverage Napkins say exactly what you are thinking. The ...

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    I Love My Kids Mitt

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    Kids getting on your last nerve? Mommy loves you. She loves you even more when you are away at summer camp. Moms can relate to the sentiment on thi...

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    Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add some humor to your next wine tasting party with these Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins featuring a retro image of a surprised looking woman w...

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    If the Dog is Home Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Paperproducts Design Rationalization or not, this pack of "If the Dog is Home" Paper Beverage Napkins does make a valid point! This pack of 20 5" l...

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    Nine-Wine-Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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    I need to report a wine emergency! Have a little fun with your next wine tasting party or get-together with "Nine-Wine-Wine" Paper Beverage Napkins...

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    Drink Champagne! Paper Beverage Napkins

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    An environment-friendly choice is always the right choice. This pack of 20 5" l x 5" w luxury weight 3-ply napkins, humorously reads: "Save Water D...

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    Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins

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    'Tis the season! Celebrate like you mean it this year with the Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins. This all-in-good-fun design is made from...

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    Skip To Friday Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "Alexa, skip to Friday" Paper Beverage Napkins are exactly the type of fun detail that will get your next party off on the right foot (especially o...

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    Primitives by Kathy Mom's List Tea Towel

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    This is one list that you do not want to be on. The "Mom's List" Tea Towel comes to us from Primitives By Kathy, and it tells you exactly how to s...

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    Primitives by Kathy Wash Yor Hands Tea Towel

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    Family and guests will know you mean business with this Wash Your Hands Towel. This black and white cotton dish towel features the sentiment, "Wash...

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    Droppin' A Recipe Mitt

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    You've got all the ingredients for awesome. And when you're in the kitchen mixing up exciting and delicious flavor combinations that'll wow your fr...

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    Primitives By Kathy Open My Mouth Mother Tea Towel

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    Leave it to the Primitives By Kathy Tea Towel to say exactly what you're thinking! The "Open My Mouth...Mother" Tea Towel reads "Sometimes I open ...

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    Design Me, My Selfie And I Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Paperproducts Design Me, My Selfie and I Paper Beverage Napkins will remind guests to document the event with a self-snapped pic or two! This pack ...

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    Blue Q Man With a Pan Mitt

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    Stand back, ladies... this man's got a pan and he knows how to use it. Set your man up with this 100% cotton, super insulated "Man With a Pan Mitt"...

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    Blue Q Food Weed Mitt

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    I won't tell if you don't! This Blue Q Food Weed Mitt lets your guests know there is "a little something extra" in the dish! All cotton, comfy, nat...

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    Blue Q Whatever Happens Oven Mitt

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    Cooking isn't always easy, so I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. The Blue Q Ove...

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    Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "We go together like drunk and disorderly." For anyone who has a friend who inspires that quote, these napkins make the perfect companion to serve ...

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    Happy With A Twist Paper Beverage Napkins

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    These witty Happy With a Twist Beverage Napkins are just one little detail that helps bring more smiles to your get-togethers. The cocktail napkins...

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