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Gifts for the Naughty

Give the gifts that'll have 'em laughing out loud. Show your salty-side with flour sack dishtowels from Primitives from Kathy, and throw some serious shade with Blue Q Oven Mitts, or raise the bar with our Cocktail Napkins with Attitude. 

NSFW! While this collection may not be safe for work, we think these gifts will have your naughty friends laughing out loud!

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    Go Away Door Mat

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    Give your guests a not-so subtle hint with this 100% natural coconut fiber Door Mat. Strong and durable, it will at least keep the dirt from enteri...

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    Out Loud Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add some humor to your next party with these Out Loud Paper Beverage Napkins featuring a retro image of an innocent looking woman with a surprised ...

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    Droppin' A Recipe Mitt

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    You've got all the ingredients for awesome. And when you're in the kitchen mixing up exciting and delicious flavor combinations that'll wow your fr...

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    Primitives by Kathy Let It Yoga Towel

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    Surely a dish towel that will make you and your friends laugh out loud. The white Primitives by Kathy Let It Yoga Dish Towel features an illustrati...

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    Alcohol Story Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "I was drinking a beer and..." "I had a shot of Tequila and..." "After a few glasses of wine we..." Just like these napkins suggest, booze is often...

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    Anne Taintor Moderation Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Restraint, control, temperance are not words you want to hear while enjoying your cocktail. This tongue in cheek quote, "Who is this 'Moderation' w...

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    Stir Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Stir up some laughter at your next party with your girlfriends. Anne Taintor's Stir Up Beverage Napkins say exactly what you are thinking. The vint...

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    Feed You Mitt

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    This super insulated and super hilarious 100% cotton mitt lets your friends know that you're in control of the grill and you will feed all of them ...

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    Oops I'm Drunk Mitt

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    It's not your fault. It takes a lot of practice to get a white wine sauce right. The Oops I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is a laugh-inducing design from Blue ...

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    Blue Q Food Weed Mitt

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    I won't tell if you don't! This Blue Q Food Weed Mitt lets your guests know there is "a little something extra" in the dish! All cotton, comfy, nat...

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    Blue Q Man With a Pan Mitt

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    Stand back, ladies... this man's got a pan and he knows how to use it. Set your man up with this 100% cotton, super insulated "Man With a Pan Mitt"...

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    Primitives by Kathy The Tequila Tea Towel

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    The Primitives by Kathy The Tequila Tea Towel states your kitchen's policies so you don't have to. The 28" l x 28" w cut of flour sack cloth is wov...

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    Primitives by Kathy Press Button Tea Towel

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    The Primitives by Kathy Press Button Tea Towel states your kitchen's policies so you don't have to. The 28" l x 28" w cut of flour sack cloth is wo...

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    Primitives by Kathy OMG Tea Towel

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    The OMG Primitives by Kathy Tea Towel reads "OMG, My mother was right about everything!". Machine washable. Measures 28" x 28". Features of the P...

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    Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "We go together like drunk and disorderly." For anyone who has a friend who inspires that quote, these napkins make the perfect companion to serve ...

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    Boston International Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins

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    The Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins say it like it is! These Anne Taintor collection napkins feature a happy housewife at her refrigerator. But ...

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    Bottled Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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    You know what they say, it's not good to keep things bottled up. Anne Taintor's Bottled Up Beverage Napkins say exactly what you are thinking. The ...

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    Open Bar Paper Beverage Napkins

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    The Open Bar Paper Beverage Napkins feature a lake vacation theme with bathing beauties heading ashore for the "open bar". The vintage design is pr...

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    WTF Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add a dash of lightheartedness to any gathering with these hilarious napkins! Everyone can appreciate the humor in these napkins, no matter what da...

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    Santa Claus Liquor Dispenser

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    Gag gift, or your holiday centerpiece? It's all about how you define the spirit of Christmas (and how you prefer to imbibe the spirits of Christmas...

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    Blue Q I Followed A Recipe Oven Mitt

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    Real cooks know that following a recipe is like 1 cup of never again, 3 teaspoons of blah blah blah. Bada bing! Super-insulated. 100% cotton. The B...

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    Blue Q Whatever Happens Oven Mitt

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    Cooking isn't always easy, so I dare anyone to argue with me while I'm wearing this mitt. I DARE THEM. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. The Blue Q Ove...

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    I Love My Kids Mitt

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    Kids getting on your last nerve? Mommy loves you. She loves you even more when you are away at summer camp. Moms can relate to the sentiment on thi...

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    Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add some humor to your next wine tasting party with these Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins featuring a retro image of a surprised looking woman w...

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