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Gifts for the Naughty

Give the gifts that'll have 'em laughing out loud. Show your salty-side with flour sack dishtowels from Primitives from Kathy, and throw some serious shade with Blue Q Oven Mitts, or raise the bar with our Cocktail Napkins with Attitude. 

NSFW! While this collection may not be safe for work, we think these gifts will have your naughty friends laughing out loud!

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Boston International Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins

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The Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins say it like it is! These Anne Taintor collection napkins feature a happy housewife at her refrigerator. But ...

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Nine-Wine-Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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I need to report a wine emergency! Have a little fun with your next wine-tasting party or get-together with "Nine-Wine-Wine" Paper Beverage Napkins...

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Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins

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'Tis the season! Celebrate like you mean it this year with the Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins. This all-in-good-fun design is made from...

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Skip To Friday Paper Beverage Napkins

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"Alexa, skip to Friday" Paper Beverage Napkins are exactly the type of fun detail that will get your next party off on the right foot (especially o...

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Primitives by Kathy Wash Yor Hands Tea Towel

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Family and guests will know you mean business with this Wash Your Hands Towel. This black and white cotton dish towel features the sentiment, "Wash...

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Droppin' A Recipe Mitt

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You've got all the ingredients for awesome. And when you're in the kitchen mixing up exciting and delicious flavor combinations that'll wow your fr...

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Design Me, My Selfie And I Paper Beverage Napkins

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Paperproducts Design Me, My Selfie and I Paper Beverage Napkins will remind guests to document the event with a self-snapped pic or two! This pack ...

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Blue Q Man With a Pan Mitt

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Stand back, ladies... this man's got a pan and he knows how to use it. Set your man up with this 100% cotton, super insulated "Man With a Pan Mitt"...

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Out Loud Paper Beverage Napkins

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Add some humor to your next party with these Out Loud Paper Beverage Napkins featuring a retro image of an innocent-looking woman with a surprised ...

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Feed You Mitt

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This super insulated and super hilarious 100% cotton mitt lets your friends know that you're in control of the grill and you will feed all of them ...

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Oops I'm Drunk Mitt

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It's not your fault. It takes a lot of practice to get a white wine sauce right. The Oops I'm Drunk Oven Mitt is a laugh-inducing design from Blue ...

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Fred Set of 4 Roach Bag Clips

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Eeeek! So realistic, these all-purpose spring-loaded bag clips will have you and your friends jumping and squirming! The Fred Set of 4 Roach Bag Cl...

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Bottled Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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You know what they say, it's not good to keep things bottled up. Anne Taintor's Bottled Up Beverage Napkins says exactly what you are thinking. The...

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Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins

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"We go together like drunk and disorderly." For anyone who has a friend who inspires that quote, these napkins make the perfect companion to serve ...

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Drink Champagne! Paper Beverage Napkins

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An environment-friendly choice is always the right choice. This pack of 20 5" l x 5" w luxury weight 3-ply napkins, humorously reads: "Save Water D...

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Anne Taintor Moderation Paper Beverage Napkins

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Restraint, control, temperance are not words you want to hear while enjoying your cocktail. This tongue in cheek quote, "Who is this 'Moderation' w...

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Stir Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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Stir up some laughter at your next party with your girlfriends. Anne Taintor's Stir Up Beverage Napkins says exactly what you are thinking. The vin...

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Primitives by Kathy OMG Tea Towel

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The OMG Primitives by Kathy Tea Towel reads "OMG, My mother was right about everything!". Machine washable. Measures 28" x 28". Features of the P...

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Santa Claus Liquor Dispenser

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Gag gift, or your holiday centerpiece? It's all about how you define the spirit of Christmas (and how you prefer to imbibe the spirits of Christmas...

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True Fabrications Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser

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The fun and irreverent Bonny Boy Liquor Dispenser is inspired by Brussels’ famous Manneken Pis fountain, and it's just the sort of thing to anchor ...

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Primitives by Kathy Every Bite I'll Be Watching You Tea Towel

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The Primitives by Kathy Every Bite I'll Be Watching You Tea Towel states something every dog owner will understand. This rustic-inspired cotton kit...

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