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Gifts for the Naughty

Give the gifts that'll have 'em laughing out loud. Show your salty-side with flour sack dishtowels from Primitives from Kathy, and throw some serious shade with Blue Q Oven Mitts, or raise the bar with our Cocktail Napkins with Attitude. 

NSFW! While this collection may not be safe for work, we think these gifts will have your naughty friends laughing out loud!

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    Boston International Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins

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    The Appreciated Paper Beverage Napkins say it like it is! These Anne Taintor collection napkins feature a happy housewife at her refrigerator. But ...

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    Bottled Up Paper Beverage Napkins

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    You know what they say, it's not good to keep things bottled up. Anne Taintor's Bottled Up Beverage Napkins say exactly what you are thinking. The ...

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    Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add some humor to your next wine tasting party with these Out of Wine Paper Beverage Napkins featuring a retro image of a surprised looking woman w...

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    If the Dog is Home Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Paperproducts Design Rationalization or not, this pack of "If the Dog is Home" Paper Beverage Napkins does make a valid point! This pack of 20 5" l...

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    Nine-Wine-Wine Paper Beverage Napkins

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    I need to report a wine emergency! Have a little fun with your next wine tasting party or get-together with "Nine-Wine-Wine" Paper Beverage Napkins...

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    Drink Champagne! Paper Beverage Napkins

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    An environment-friendly choice is always the right choice. This pack of 20 5" l x 5" w luxury weight 3-ply napkins, humorously reads: "Save Water D...

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    Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins

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    'Tis the season! Celebrate like you mean it this year with the Eat Drink Be Drunky Paper Beverage Napkins. This all-in-good-fun design is made from...

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    Skip To Friday Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "Alexa, skip to Friday" Paper Beverage Napkins are exactly the type of fun detail that will get your next party off on the right foot (especially o...

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    Design Me, My Selfie And I Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Paperproducts Design Me, My Selfie and I Paper Beverage Napkins will remind guests to document the event with a self-snapped pic or two! This pack ...

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    Disorderly Paper Beverage Napkins

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    "We go together like drunk and disorderly." For anyone who has a friend who inspires that quote, these napkins make the perfect companion to serve ...

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    Happy With A Twist Paper Beverage Napkins

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    These witty Happy With a Twist Beverage Napkins are just one little detail that helps bring more smiles to your get-togethers. The cocktail napkins...

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    Anne Taintor Moderation Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Restraint, control, temperance are not words you want to hear while enjoying your cocktail. This tongue in cheek quote, "Who is this 'Moderation' w...

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    Negative Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Little details like the Negative Paper Beverage Napkins can help get the party going! The napkins are printed with a funny one-liner that we can al...

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    WTF Paper Beverage Napkins

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    Add a dash of lightheartedness to any gathering with these hilarious napkins! Everyone can appreciate the humor in these napkins, no matter what da...

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